kasie,
allegedly

[placeholder human] keeps websites the way other people keep a drawer of receipts: compulsively, and with no filing system. this page is a garden, in the sense that most of it is dead and i am proud of the rest.

i learned to code in order to move a div three pixels to the right and things escalated. i think best at 3am, or beside a swimming pool i'm not allowed in, usually about butterflies, which are just hyperlinks with wings.

at present i am overripe with unfinished ideas. if you need something from me, ask the desk.